It never fails that every single time I’m online I get the “Hey bb, my cock is 11 inches,” or “U wanna c muh big ass 13 in dick?” I’ll believe it when I see it - hint, hint. Get a camera, man. I honestly DO like looking at penises. They do turn me on. I am fascinated by the head, the shaft, and the lovely nut sack, just as much as guys like looking at my pussy. However, I cannot TAKE a huge penis comfortably. I’m 5’1 and small framed, and I’ve only had a big dick twice. Aww, my cute white boy thug friend, and he was about 9” or 10“. Regular Trojan in my hand. Pants down. Regular Trojan immediately traded in for a gold Magnum. It was a really pleasant experience. (insert smiley face). I actually prefer the dick size between 6 inches and 8 inches and about 1 to 1.5 inches in diameter. That fits quite nicely in my cooch. Sorry guys, no big toys any time soon. And to you big dick fellas, please have a little humility - kinda like this guy:
Why I Hate My Giant Dong
May 23, 2011
May 17, 2011
Wonder What She Likes In The Sack
Article found on Chicago Tribune Online:
Inside women's sexual brains, preferences
As if we already didn't know that men are from Mars and women run the universe (haha), here we have more info on the female psyche when it comes to sex. Men are simple sexual creatures and women are not - speaking frankly of course. Women need more than one thing to get our pussies wet and clits flushed. Nuff said.
Personally, I like looking at hot, intelligent guys. There's something about smart men that really turn me on.
May 16, 2011
Pussy Factors
Lets talk about pussy stuff.
1. An ex of mine used to think it was OK to fuck a girl in the pussy after he just got done fucking her in my ass - without cleaning himself up. HECK NO! Then he would say, "Well, the girls in the pornos do it." Well sweetie, the girls in the porno also ate ice and laxatives all day and got enemas. On top of that, there are cut scenes from pussy to ass, so in between those, Mr. Freakoff porn star wiped his junk with hydrogen peroxide. LOL. So guys, pussy to ass OK. No ass to pussy (without a little clean up). I am a clean lady but c'mon. Let's stop for a second and think about why it's a no no.
2. Long labials do not mean extra mileage/hoebag. At the risk of having you think like your uncle Chester, I've always had fat pussy lips. Before the mere thought of sex, they were there, and that's probably true for my big lip sistahs. The funny thing is, I think more guys know this than females. Sorry Trudy the Prudy, my pussy doesn't look like a change purse. My pussy looks like a nice meal of a pussy. Something your man can lick and suck for hours for my pleasure. Everyone should be happy with the pussies they have, whether clams or roast beef LOL.
3. When it's wet, it's loose. When it's not, she hates you. LOL Just joking. I have homeboys who talk about this chick or that chick with a hallway for a snatch. I've always wondered, how does a pussy get loose, when it's said to be elastic like a rubber band? I did the research and found out. Wet equals less friction for an easy glide. Sorry fellas. She really likes you, or really in touch with her lady parts to get really wet to the point of you not feeling her walls. Even after children, she's not gonna lose much elasticity in there. Only through surgery or old age does it deplete.
1. An ex of mine used to think it was OK to fuck a girl in the pussy after he just got done fucking her in my ass - without cleaning himself up. HECK NO! Then he would say, "Well, the girls in the pornos do it." Well sweetie, the girls in the porno also ate ice and laxatives all day and got enemas. On top of that, there are cut scenes from pussy to ass, so in between those, Mr. Freakoff porn star wiped his junk with hydrogen peroxide. LOL. So guys, pussy to ass OK. No ass to pussy (without a little clean up). I am a clean lady but c'mon. Let's stop for a second and think about why it's a no no.
2. Long labials do not mean extra mileage/hoebag. At the risk of having you think like your uncle Chester, I've always had fat pussy lips. Before the mere thought of sex, they were there, and that's probably true for my big lip sistahs. The funny thing is, I think more guys know this than females. Sorry Trudy the Prudy, my pussy doesn't look like a change purse. My pussy looks like a nice meal of a pussy. Something your man can lick and suck for hours for my pleasure. Everyone should be happy with the pussies they have, whether clams or roast beef LOL.
3. When it's wet, it's loose. When it's not, she hates you. LOL Just joking. I have homeboys who talk about this chick or that chick with a hallway for a snatch. I've always wondered, how does a pussy get loose, when it's said to be elastic like a rubber band? I did the research and found out. Wet equals less friction for an easy glide. Sorry fellas. She really likes you, or really in touch with her lady parts to get really wet to the point of you not feeling her walls. Even after children, she's not gonna lose much elasticity in there. Only through surgery or old age does it deplete.
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