May 23, 2011

Look At Muh Dick, Peggy

It never fails that every single time I’m online I get the “Hey bb, my cock is 11 inches,” or “U wanna c muh big ass 13 in dick?” I’ll believe it when I see it - hint, hint. Get a camera, man. I honestly DO like looking at penises. They do turn me on. I am fascinated by the head, the shaft, and the lovely nut sack, just as much as guys like looking at my pussy. However, I cannot TAKE a huge penis comfortably. I’m 5’1 and small framed, and I’ve only had a big dick twice. Aww, my cute white boy thug friend, and he was about 9” or 10“. Regular Trojan in my hand. Pants down. Regular Trojan immediately traded in for a gold Magnum. It was a really pleasant experience. (insert smiley face). I actually prefer the dick size between 6 inches and 8 inches and about 1 to 1.5 inches in diameter. That fits quite nicely in my cooch. Sorry guys, no big toys any time soon. And to you big dick fellas, please have a little humility - kinda like this guy:

Why I Hate My Giant Dong