Lets talk about pussy stuff.
1. An ex of mine used to think it was OK to fuck a girl in the pussy after he just got done fucking her in my ass - without cleaning himself up. HECK NO! Then he would say, "Well, the girls in the pornos do it." Well sweetie, the girls in the porno also ate ice and laxatives all day and got enemas. On top of that, there are cut scenes from pussy to ass, so in between those, Mr. Freakoff porn star wiped his junk with hydrogen peroxide. LOL. So guys, pussy to ass OK. No ass to pussy (without a little clean up). I am a clean lady but c'mon. Let's stop for a second and think about why it's a no no.
2. Long labials do not mean extra mileage/hoebag. At the risk of having you think like your uncle Chester, I've always had fat pussy lips. Before the mere thought of sex, they were there, and that's probably true for my big lip sistahs. The funny thing is, I think more guys know this than females. Sorry Trudy the Prudy, my pussy doesn't look like a change purse. My pussy looks like a nice meal of a pussy. Something your man can lick and suck for hours for my pleasure. Everyone should be happy with the pussies they have, whether clams or roast beef LOL.
3. When it's wet, it's loose. When it's not, she hates you. LOL Just joking. I have homeboys who talk about this chick or that chick with a hallway for a snatch. I've always wondered, how does a pussy get loose, when it's said to be elastic like a rubber band? I did the research and found out. Wet equals less friction for an easy glide. Sorry fellas. She really likes you, or really in touch with her lady parts to get really wet to the point of you not feeling her walls. Even after children, she's not gonna lose much elasticity in there. Only through surgery or old age does it deplete.
